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Apr 19

Anonymous asked: You look like a present with that bow I wanna rip open your shirt

STORY TIME

This just happened to me last week…

I was wearing a black vintage secretary blouse with a huge navy blue nylon scarf bow around the neck and I was at a club walking towards a friend of mine to say hi when this DRUNK ASS dude stops me and goes “Hey! You’re the DJ girl! You’re so cool” so I’m  like “oh thanks” and I try to keep walking so he pulls me really hard towards him and goes “I would love to unwrap you like a mutherfucking present” and then in like 1 second RIPS MY FUCKIN CUTE SECRETARY BLOUSE OPEN and I just grab the sweater and blouse and try to put it back together and check for the buttons praying “please don’t be ripped, please have all the buttons” and all the buttons are gone and the eyelets (is that what the holes for the buttons are called? hmm not sure) are destroyed so I just run back to my apartment (I live like a block away from there) and change and put on my good ASS KICKING BOOTS and brass knuckle ring thing I just got as a present (Thank you Diana ♥) on to go back to the club and beat the shit out of the piece of shit that did that pulled that fucking stunt on me and the bouncer tells me he already got “taken care of” and I just standing there boiling in bile because I basically denied the opportunity to “take care of him” myself…
BUT don’t think this shit is over, I don;t forget faces that do shit to me and I know that mutherfucker will lurking the street soon and when he’s good and drunk and least expects it, I WILL DESTROY HIM IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE’LL REGRET THE DAY HE FUCKED WITH THIS MEXICAN BITCH.
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Fucked up beyond belief 

Fucked up beyond belief 

beatnikdaddio:

patti waggin.

beatnikdaddio:

patti waggin.

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Apr 18

Needs

Needs

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beautilation:

 

beautilation:

 

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Goals and aspirations all around 

Goals and aspirations all around 

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thekameraclub:

June & The White Bed Sheet (Original) and More of This Set … Here

thekameraclub:

June & The White Bed Sheet (Original) and More of This Set … Here

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ronaldcmerchant:

LUCKY GHOST (1942) with the always gut busting Mantan Moreland

ronaldcmerchant:

LUCKY GHOST (1942) with the always gut busting Mantan Moreland

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