The kind of fish I serve huntyyyyyy

The kind of fish I serve huntyyyyyy

Fuck me look, don’t fuck with me attitude

Fuck me look, don’t fuck with me attitude

You look like a present with that bow I wanna rip open your shirt
Anonymous

STORY TIME

This just happened to me last week…

I was wearing a black vintage secretary blouse with a huge navy blue nylon scarf bow around the neck and I was at a club walking towards a friend of mine to say hi when this DRUNK ASS dude stops me and goes “Hey! You’re the DJ girl! You’re so cool” so I’m  like “oh thanks” and I try to keep walking so he pulls me really hard towards him and goes “I would love to unwrap you like a mutherfucking present” and then in like 1 second RIPS MY FUCKIN CUTE SECRETARY BLOUSE OPEN and I just grab the sweater and blouse and try to put it back together and check for the buttons praying “please don’t be ripped, please have all the buttons” and all the buttons are gone and the eyelets (is that what the holes for the buttons are called? hmm not sure) are destroyed so I just run back to my apartment (I live like a block away from there) and change and put on my good ASS KICKING BOOTS and brass knuckle ring thing I just got as a present (Thank you Diana ♥) on to go back to the club and beat the shit out of the piece of shit that did that pulled that fucking stunt on me and the bouncer tells me he already got “taken care of” and I just standing there boiling in bile because I basically denied the opportunity to “take care of him” myself…
BUT don’t think this shit is over, I don;t forget faces that do shit to me and I know that mutherfucker will lurking the street soon and when he’s good and drunk and least expects it, I WILL DESTROY HIM IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE’LL REGRET THE DAY HE FUCKED WITH THIS MEXICAN BITCH.
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Fucked up beyond belief 

Fucked up beyond belief 

I have been blessed by God himself 

I have been blessed by God himself 

keogdh:

*goes to my own /tagged/me*

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This is a gif of a video of me

I made a thing

I made a thing

TBT! Me on my way to kindergarten 

TBT! Me on my way to kindergarten 

Just now at work while chugging a pint of water
Dude at work: Woah there girly, careful not to drown!
Me: I can't drown, I'm a mermaid

I have a thing for tigers…

Why don't you like Dita? Just curious :)

I just find her really boring to be honest.
I don’t think she’s doing anything interesting or new in burlesque, there are MANY other burlesque girls/crews doing stuff that is far more interesting and have much more charm in person.
Even her aesthetic is boring to me like yes she is gorgeous but she doesn’t really change it up at all I mean she’s been looking the EXACT same for years now even the make up and hair…
It’s kinda like a band repeating the same album over and over just because the first one was a hit.
Nothing against her, just personal preference/taste/opinion/whatever.

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sp00kyb00ty:

alicedollhouse:

Dita knows.

me too dita!!

Even though I don’t really like Dita, I have to say I agree.
If you don’t have style YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS COMING THIS WAY.

Last night’s make up